‘Merica Labz Super Sized, Fluffy Chubby Nutz, 5 lbs ‘Merica Labz Outlet Stores

Details

Whole Food Based Mass Gainer. For decades, the holy triumvirate of small, medium, and large ruled over the size game. Anywhere in the world, for whatever the object – shirts, fries, drinks, whatever – your choices were three. But America was a nation founded on rebellion, on pushing the envelope, on taking good things and making them great. So, it is with sizes. Sick of the tyranny opposed on us by foreign rulers and their dainty and weak size choices, we busted out of the mold – literally – and created the unholy monster: super-sized. A new juggernaut was born, once again proving to the world that literally everything in America is bigger. Finally, ‘Merica Labz brings the super-sized ethos to the world of weight gainers. Super-Sized is what happens when a bro obsessed with quality ingredients and solid nutrition meets a mad, ‘Merican scientist hell-bent on pushing everything to its maximum. Imagine it: whole foods such as (oats, whole-milk, and whey), combined with real frickin’ inclusions such as cereal or marshmallows! It’s like having your cake and eating it too – if your cake was the size of your face and jam-packed with enough protein to kill a pack of donkeys. Is a group of donkeys called a pack? It doesn’t matter. What matters is that this powder you’re about to stuff in your face tastes amazing, is chock-full of amazing ingredients, and is the perfect manifestation of the ‘Merica Labz ethos: NEVER BIG ENOUGH

Directions

Add 3 scoops to 16-20 ounces of cold water or milk (according to preferred thickness and flavor) and shake or stir until mixed.

Warnings

This Product Is Only Intended For Use In Healthy Adults 18 Years Of Age Or Older. Pregnant Or Nursing Women Should Not Use This Product. Consult Your Healthcare Provider Before Using This Product, Especially If You Are Taking Any Prescription, Over The Counter Medication, Dietary Supplement Product, Or If You Have Any Pre-Existing Medical Condition Including But Not Limited To: High Or Low Blood Pressure, Cardiac Arrhythmia, Stroke, Heart, Liver, Kidney Or Thyroid Disease, Seizure Disorder, Psychiatric Disease, Diabetes, Difficulty Urinating Due To Prostate Enlargement Or If You Are Taking A MAOI (Monoamine Oxidase Inhibitor) Or Any Other Medication. Discontinue Use And Consult Your Health Care Professional If You Experience Adverse Reaction To This Product. Do Not Exceed Recommended Serving. Do Not Use If Safety Seal Is Broken Or Missing. Keep Out Of Reach Of Children. ALLERGEN INFORMATION: Contains Milk, Peanuts, Wheat. Produced in a facility that also processes soy, fish, shellfish, milk, peanuts, wheat, tree nuts and eggs.